it's voting time.
well........its pretend voting time.
- mr. leif will choke when he sees the prices of these suckers
- so i doubt i will actually buy one
- but maybe....maybe i can convince him
- (wanna know my tactic? put on a current suit and watch his eyes pop in 'holy cow, that thing will never work' amazement, as he sees my volumptuousness jump out from ever angle.
- so vote anyways :)
HERE THEY ARE:
the Maternal America Palm Josie Halter Tankini -- $94.00
pro - holy cleavage! - mr. leif won't know what hit him!
con - holy cleavage! - i don't need other men staring there too....
other pro - top goes down and will hide any love handle-ish flab trying to peek out and say hi to the sun.
2. SUMMA SIZLIN!
the Maternal America Jenni Tankini -- $98.00
pros - sweet pattern, sweet colors, should hide the hooters
con - weird tan on the chest from the halter
3. SIMPLY PINK!
the Maternal America 1 Piece Keyhole Swimsuit -- $69.00
pros - simple, should promote good tan lines, should hide the hooters fairly well
cons - seems a bit high cut around the thighs.......my thighs are not my selling point these days- especially in the back :)
4. SHOW THAT BELLY GIRL!
the Maternal America Jill Boy Bikini -- $84.00
pros - cute pattern, provides for a tan belly, shorts will help hold the butt cheeks in
cons - my belly will be exposed.....weird for others maybe, but i don't think i will care??
other con - maybe not the most slenderizing suit - hhahahaha but who can find anything slenderizing when you are growin a babe inside!??!?
i think i wanna get bangs.
just like model above.
if any of my prego friends that read this wanna know how to get these suits,
k. now vote!
and then come to the pool with me this summer!
SUMMMER IS SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love me some sun.